Come to Fenway, Carl

It’s a little better than the Trop.

There is the Green Monster in left rather than those stupid rings in the Trop that you could hit with a flyball.

And oh yeah, they don’t have to literally GIVE tickets away to fill up the place.
I think you’ll like it.

I know trying to sign Crawford away from Tampa, which the Red Sox are evidently trying to do, makes my team as greedy and as vulture like as the Yankees.

And do you know what?
I don’t care!

My team plays for fans who PAID ADMISSION.