If things keep going this badly for Brian Cashman, they still have more possibilities.
If Cashman has a blow up at a reporter, the headline could be
CASHMAN GOING APE!
If Johnny Damon signs with the Angels, the headline could be
CASHMAN SEES ANOTHER ANGEL IN THE OUTFIELD
If Jennifer Swindal, George Steinbrenner’s daughter, gets involved and trashes Cashman publicly, the headline could be
SHE’S OUT OF CONTROL
If the team just goes into a spiral, the headline could be
(Remember, Tony Danza played the racist TV director in Crash? Didn’t think so.)
And of course if he gets fired, the headline could be
CALL CASHMAN A TAXI!
And probably he will be replaced by Tony Danza.