Seriously, is it 2005 again?
Is Brokeback Mountain playing in the theaters?
Is Hollaback Girl popular again?
Is Lost a new show?
Because if you looked at the moves the Yankees have been making, you’d think the clock was turned back 6 years.
I know losing the 2005 Division Series to the Angels must have been painful, but the Yankees look like they haven’t gotten over it!
The Yankees need pitching depth and maybe some outfield help.
So bring in Mark Prior… who actually pitched 166 2/3 innings in 2005 and was still an ace.
Bring in Justin Duchscherer… who made the 2005 All Star team
Bring in Andruw Jones…who hit 51 homers, won a Gold Glove and was the MVP runner up in 2005.
And, most impressively, bring in Bartolo Colon… who won the AL Cy Young in 2005.
Seriously, 6 years ago these moves would have made people scream “It isn’t fair! The Yankees get ALL the superstars.”
In 2011, these moves look like what the Pirates would do followed by the phrase “They are hoping to catch lightning in a bottle.”
Let’s review how they’ve looked since 2005.
Prior threw just 43 2/3 innings for the Cubs in 2006. He hasn’t thrown a pitch in a Major League game since. The Yankees are hoping the last 4 years of not pitching will make him stronger.
Duchscherer made the All Star team again in 2008, but has appeared in only 5 games in the last two seasons.
Jones has seen his stats deteriorate since 2005, hitting the low of his dreadful ’08 season with the Dodgers where he was cut after being a sub .160 hitter. The Yankees will be his fifth team in the last 5 seasons.
Colon hasn’t thrown 100 innings in a season since the 2005 campaign. He left the 2008 Red Sox somewhat unexpectedly to handle “personal matters.” He resurfaced in 2009 with the White Sox but missed the entire 2010 season. Fat, broken down and having personal matters is a great combination for New York.
Also turning back to 2005 is Brian Cashman not having control of the team. The bizarre public contract negotiations with Derek Jeter. The conflicting stories about the Cliff Lee pursuit. (Did he meet with him or what?) His not wanting Soriano and publicly trashing the signing in the press conference.
It all seems like the Yankee brass is making moves over Cashman’s head. And what other kind of move seems more Steinbrenner like than bringing in big names people have heard of, even if the move doesn’t really make sense of help the team.
The team is old and has injury issues. Better bring in a bunch of guys who have combined to miss 6 entire seasons recently!
Ironically do you know who was ALSO good in 2005?
I’m just saying.
Cue up Hollaback Girl!
(I still don’t know what a Hollaback Girl is.)
Justin Duchscherer has been courted by the Yankees but not signed yet.
The point still stands