Josh Donaldson is cooler than you


EFF CHIU/AP

EFF CHIU/AP

The Tigers dominated the A’s. Anibal Sanchez was pitching like a badass. The Tigers were about to win a 1-0 game in Oakland.

Then a double, a ball off the third baseman’s glove and up steps Josh Donaldson. People may have prettier stats but he leads the league in WAR and WOB.

In other words he is a bad ass.

First pitch to him and BAM! 3 run homer, game over, cue “Celebration.”

Donaldson beat the Tigers, slept with their wives and ate their food.

Let’s get to the updated Dodged Bullet/Teeth Grinder tally.

An explanation of what this is all about can be found HERE.

 

 

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GIANTS DODGED BULLET – TEETH GRINDER Tally

Tim Lincecum threw 5 sloppy no hit innings and the score was 0-0 going into the 6th. But the Giants rallied on a combined 2 hitter and walked away 5-0 winners over the Cubs. DODGED BULLET

25 Dodged Bullets 14 Teeth Grinders

TOTAL: + 11

 

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A’S DODGED BULLET – TEETH GRINDER Tally

Josh Donaldson’s 3 run bottom of the 9th walk off come from behind homer off of Joe Nathan shocked Detroit and gave the A’s a 3-1 win. DODGED BULLET

18 Dodged Bullets 19 Teeth Grinders

TOTAL: -1

 

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RED SOX DODGED BULLET – TEETH GRINDER Tally

16 Dodged Bullets 20 Teeth Grinders

TOTAL: -4

 

A’s play in the afternoon. Donaldson will no doubt make his bad assness felt.

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