14 STRIKEOUTS????!!!!!

SERIOUSLY???

How is it possible that Stephen Strasburg EXCEEDED expectations?

But he DID!
Who would have picked 7 innings? Who would have picked 2 runs? Who would picked ZERO walks?

14 strikeouts!!!

Holy Cow… maybe there IS something going on in Washington.

Do you want to see something nobody has seen in generations?
Look…

Washington baseball fans are EXCITED!

Washington baseball fans have a cool memory!

He’s worth every penny!

OH WAIT!

Tyler Clippard is in to pitch!

You know what THAT means!!! He will blow the lead and get the win.

Oh boy, the vulture might strike again!

Holy Cow! He’s living up to the Hype!

Seriously… so far Strasburg has 4 strikeouts in 2 shutout innings!
He’s throwing gas!

HE’S THE GREATEST WASHINGTON PITCHER SINCE WALTER JOHNSON!

(Actually he probably is!)

No Pressure, Strasburg

People are watching a baseball game in Washington for the first time since Calvin Coolidge was in office.

They are counting down his first pitch.
Jayson Stark is talking about how this is the most anticipated debut.
It’s leading off SportsCenter over Lakers/Celtics.

Jeez… the guy is probably going to go 5 innings and let up 3 runs… and then probably Tyler Clippard will steal the win.

Ah who am I kidding? I am watching it too.