Papi! Don’t hurt Kevin Gregg! We need him healthy!

I know Gregg was a total a–hole throwing at you.
I know you wanted to take him down.
I know you wanted squash him like a little bug.

But here’s the thing. We need Kevin Gregg HEALTHY!
By “We” I mean the Red Sox and all of Red Sox Nation.

Don’t you realize that Kevin Gregg stinks? That he stinks in a very special way?

The Red Sox are throwing John Lackey tomorrow. They are throwing Kyle Weiland on Sunday. We need one of those two wins. Our best shot? To blow up their bullpen.

And what is the one sure fire way to have a bullpen blow up?
Have Kevin Gregg pitch!

No matter what uniform he wears, he stinks.

So we need him healthy AND pitching often!

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Above water… finally

These are the kind of games that can turn around a season.
Down 6-0, everything was dead for the Sox and suddenly everything went right.

OK, Dice-K was awful, but once the 6th inning start unfolding (or unraveling for the Orioles) there was an aura that the Sox were going to somehow pull this out.

And then Kevin Gregg helped make it so.

The Red Sox have a winning record for the first time all year, and they are doing it while the Yankees are losing games and their identity.

The Red Sox who were the laughing stock of baseball in April are now only 3 games out of first place with about 75% of the season left to play. They are hitting… they can pitch…

It might not be such a bad summer after all.

Let’s update the tally.


April 8 – 9-6 win against the Yankees. (The Sox end their 6 game losing streak with a slugfest. John Lackey stinks but Phil Hughes stinks even more.)
April 10 – 4-0 win against the Yankees. (Beckett and Sabathia duel in a game that was 1-0 until the late innings.)
April 20 – 5-3 win in Oakland. (Red Sox survive a lead off homer and two bases loaded situations and facing the tying run at the plate to win their first road game.)
April 21 – 4-2 win in Anaheim. (The Red Sox stranded 15 men on base and Josh Beckett’s went 8 strong with no decision. But the Sox rallied in the 11th to win.)
April 22 – 4-3 win in Anaheim. (Peter Bourjos makes a 2 run errors and the Red Sox survive a bizarre passed ball by Jarrod Saltalamacchia that let a run scored from second.)
May 1 – 3-2 win against the Mariners. (Ichiro loses a ball in the sun that turns into a 9th inning triple for Lowrie. Crawford singles him home for the win.)
May 8 – 9-5 win against the Twins. (Dice-K lets up 3 runs in the first but settles down as the Red Sox clobber Carl Pavano.)

May 9 – 2-1 win against the Twins. (A bullpen breakdown cost Beckett the decision but Cark Crawford ended the game with an 11th inning walk off hit.)
May 13 – 5-4 win in the Bronx. (Youkilis homers off of Joba and Bard and Papelbon make it more interesting than it needed to be.)
May 15 – 7-5 win in the Bronx. (Sox fall behind 4-1 but come back as Youk, Papi and Salty all homer.)
May 16 – 8-7 win against the Orioles. (Down 6-0 after 6 innings, the Sox rally and win it with a 2 run walk off double by Adrian Gonzalez)


April 1 – 9-5 loss in Texas. (The Sox tie Opening Day in the 8th with an Ortiz homer only to have Bard implode and the Sox let up 4 in the bottom of the 8th.)

April 5 – 3-1 loss in Cleveland. (The Sox drop their 4th straight as the bats are dead in Cleveland.)
April 7 – 1-0 loss in Cleveland. (Sox blow a great Lester performance on a squeeze bunt and Darnell McDonald overrunning the bag to end the game.)
April 12 – 3-2 loss to Tampa Bay. (A solid Lester performance is wasted as Kyle Farnsworth of all people shuts down the Sox.)
April 15 – 7-6 loss to Toronto. (Bobby Jenks implodes with a 4 run seventh inning as the Red Sox waste Pedroia and Youkilis homers and a clutch RBI double by Scuatro.
April 19 – 5-0 loss in Oakland. (Pedroia gets picke doff, the Sox bats go dead and waste a solid Lackey start.)
April 26 – 4-1 loss in Baltimore. (Buchholz pitches tentatively and the Sox let Kevin Gregg of all people to close out the 9th.)
April 27 – 5-4 loss in Baltimore. (The Sox tie the game with a 3 run 8th only to have Bard lose it in the bottom of the 8th.)
April 29 – 5-4 loss to Mariners. (Bobby Jenks blows a 7th inning lead, wasting 2 Mike Cameron homers.)
April 30 – 2-0 loss to Mariners. (The Sox strand 11 runnerss and let Milton Bradley double home the go ahead run.)
May 4 – 5-3 loss to Angels. (7 hours with rain delays and stranded runners. Marco Scutaro was thrown out at the plate in the 12th)
May 10 – 7-6 loss in Toronto. (8th and 9th inning heroics, including a homer by Adrian Gonzalez, are undone by a walk off sacrifice fly by David Cooper.)


Doesn’t the 0-6 start seem like it was a long time ago?

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Kevin Gregg… the gift that keeps giving

Man oh man I love Kevin Gregg when he plays for the other team.
Like tonight when it was obvious almost from the start that he was going to cough up the game to the Red Sox… which he did.

This will no doubt be his lone year in an Orioles uniform… but some other club will give him another shot.

I have already warned every big league club about him.
I’ve done it for 4 years running.

But by all means, Buck, bring him into close games!

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